In the land of Tiny.

Over the past month I have compiled quite a selection of Tiny pictures...it's frightening in fact. Tiny would have to agree. Her constant looks of shame remind me every day. Whether it's when I'm changing every song to incorporate her name or dancing around her simply because it makes me laugh when she turns her head to the side in curiosity. Understandable cat lady behavior.

 All sleep and no work makes Tiny a happy lady.

 Waiting for her first lesson in potty training.

 Majoring in Asian studies.

 

 Always diligent with her reading assignments.

Instyle is her favorite magazine...right after PawPrints. 

xoxo,

Your Muffin Top Mistress

Day of productivity.

A few nights ago my friends and I went to a local sushi restaurant for their amazing 1/2 price sushi. Once we finished our meal and received our fortune cookies I opened mine anxiously awaiting a phrase about my future luck with love or the extreme wealth I will soon receive.
But no.
What did I get?!
"Take the time to clean out your closet." I had to read it twice to make sure it wasn't my subconscious playing an evil trick on me. It was true. So finally today (about a week later) I managed to find that time. Once I'd completed my work out for the day and my roommate left for work, I cranked up Pandora and got started. It ended up being a bit of a challenge because anything that crinkled or any box I picked up to throw out, Tiny would attack it.

Now to complete a promised post, I have pictures from christmas break.

 Homemade chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting and a salted caramel inside. Dank.

 Willie "the vulture" praying I drop something.

 Poppy: the love of my life.

 Pumpkin cupcakes with a brown sugar frosting

This is from an elementary school book where kids drew pictures of me... the reason for my fat girl complex.

and another kid apparently thought I was a dude. 

and another just thought I was bald. 

my cute little family before the Christmas party :)

xoxo,

your Muffin Top Mistress.

oh dear...

It's true. I'm a failure in the blogging world. Right as I start to tell more and more people about my blog I start realizing that I have been HORRID about updating...I baked a lot over the month break from school and work and took many pictures of my cupcake creations. My problem is getting off my lazy hump and actually uploading the pictures to my computer. I should really invest in a camera that immediately sends the pictures to your computer...is there such a thing? should I invent such a thing? (I'll patent these previous sentences just in case.)
The number one thing that has completely distracted my time is the best purchase I have ever made in my life. My 2 month old kitten Tiny Smalls...after the rapper Biggie Smalls. (I mentioned this in class today in my introduction and got many confused looks.) I adopted her from the Guilford County Animal Shelter right after the new year. If I had the financial capacity I would have purchased every animal in that shelter. All the cats were sitting on cut up denim, isn't that the weirdest thing? Who decides that donating their denim shorts to an animal shelter would be beneficial? Guess it is...so if you have any size 0 pants that you can no longer wear (or have never been able to wear) then send them on over to the animal shelters.

This is me and Tiny having a very deep conversation about the woes of cat nip and how she needs to quit hiding her toy mice under the bed.
Just a warning to readers...I'm about 100% positive that future posts will somehow involve the world I have created with Tiny, terrifying I know. Maybe I'll post those sections in a different color so you know what to skip-how nice of me :)