Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Any holiday that encourages margarita and greasy Mexican food consumption is a holiday worth celebrating. Since I am exiled to my room to finish off a final research paper, my Cinco de Mayo will be celebrated through dollar tacos at Island's.
On to Tasty Thursday -
Recently I have fallen in love...with Natural Cheetos.
These little puffs of cheesy heaven are to me what cocaine is to Lindsay Lohan. Soon enough I'll be the one caught on camera with cheese dust coming out of my shoes and falling on the ground outside of Chateau Marmont chasing after a cheese puff crumb. But now I am being forced into rehab because...(dun dun duuuun) Costco is sold out! The horror! Do they not understand the intensity of my fat girl cravings?! I already must suffer through the annoying receipt checker who insists on commenting on every item I purchase. One day, to spite him, I will purchase a bulk size of diarrhea medicine and feminine products. It has been a lonely few days. I have tried replacements and nothing can satisfy my need. How is a girl to get through exams, papers, and group projects without her snacks? Clearly my college career is resting on the shoulders of this crumbly and dank poof.
I suppose these shaky hands and mood swings will have to find an alternative snack to get me to graduation.
RIP Frito-Lay Natural Cheetos. You were loved.
Sincerely,
Your Muffin Top Mistress.
I love... that you accidentally took Tuesday's theme for this post. You are a great writer. I can see you writing for a mag. You're so funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my god Sarah this post has me crying! You are so innuendo the way you put thing and I love you to death. I miss our Costco trips just for our massive bags!
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